Alarm Clock

Stella wakes me up every morning at 6:00. I have no reason to get up that early so I wander around like a zombie for the next several hours. The kicker is that some days it's an hour or more before she goes outside after so rudely insisting I get out of bed. So, she isn't waking me up because she has to pee. And invariably as soon as I sit down to read the paper, she goes back to bed. I'm think the little shit is just kicking me out so she can have the bed to herself. Zzzzzzzzzzz...