Accreditation

There was a man from the state accreditation board visiting the nursing home my 102 year old grandmother is at. He asked her how she was doing and if she liked it there. She told him, "It's none of your damn business!"
Later in the day as she was sitting at dinner, drinking milk from a carton he came up and asked her if she always drinks her milk like that. She said, "Just leave me alone, I don't like you!"
The nurses were thrilled and said she was their hero for the day :)