Oh, Lord!

While visiting my Dad today, he said he'd been thinking about the bible. I'm thinking, good for you, Dad.
He went on to say that Joseph must have been a queer. (Not PC, I know, but he's almost 84 and no one's going to change his way of thinking this late in the ballgame.) At any rate, he said that Mary was a virgin. Yes, Dad, I know. "Well," he said, "just put two and two together. Yep, he must have been a queer."
And because he's deafer than a post, and only listens when he wants to, I didn't bother to explain that, yes, Mary was a virgin when they married but that doesn't mean she stayed a virgin after they married.
I don't know how he comes to some of the conclusions he does, but he keeps me giggling. My Mom? Not so much :)