I can't believe this is the third birthday without you. I hate these days :(
I love you and miss you :(
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- Retired SAHM and Grandmother to 5 messy, marvelous little boys :)
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- More Damage!!
- Happy Birthday Jim!
- The lost is found!
- Got a note in my door
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- $119.62!!
- Did She Pay Any Attention To My Dog??
- Disgusted
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- Home!!
- One Tough Customer
- Happy Hour
- Fire Dog
- Lunch with Grandma
- Praise the Lord
- Wii Play
- Post and Pre Vacation Stuff
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5 comments:
Okay - here is my joke....
Dad Who Loves Mustard...
I Love Mustard. (This is a true story.)
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of
my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife
suddenly at my side. "Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.
I love mustard.
I had no napkin.
I licked it off.
It was not mustard.
No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only
time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand, I
did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue.
Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, "Now you know why they call that fancy mustard . . "Poupon."
I love it, Linda. BTW I'm still laughing about you finding your babysitter's fake ID in the lint trap. I hope you didn't return it!
NEVER! It actually was funny - wasn't even a reasonable fake. But she was smart enough not to ask for it back!
Hello!
Saw you were missing someone. My cousin died on a motorcycle last year. This website is really inspiring: http://www.ruthann1.com
Its amazing how much they still change your life even after they're gone.
Thnaks you guys :)
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